How to ask Someone to Prom (by xXspPostsXx)
Dear Internet: This is how you ask people to Prom.
Posts tagged Funny
This just happened on my dash… xD
I’m painting your face.
I’m painting your face.
I’m painting your face.
I’m painting your face.
I’m painting your face.
I’m painting your face.
The Slender Games.
Such a cool fan-made animated parody. This is how The Hunger Games SHOULD have ended. Haha.
The Slender Man strikes again!
Slenderman has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.
I don’t want to freak anyone out, but there are people on Tumblr that aren’t part of a fandom.
*shakes head* hipster blogs.Any fandom.
Is this real… or like what…? I just don’t grasp… What’s the point…?
(Source: dives-and-divas)
Twenty Dollars
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.”
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.
“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the
ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”
Still the hands went into the air.
“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No
matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don’t ever forget it.”
Alternate ending:
Twenty Dollars
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up.
And then the Slenderman came and took the $20. 
The end.
