al-grave:

hkirkh:

Just waiting for that right moment

Insert demonic, heat-seeking whizzing sound here.

al-grave:

hkirkh:

Just waiting for that right moment

Insert demonic, heat-seeking whizzing sound here.

324 notes

griffonramsey:

Loving my birthday gift from my husband: our traditional yearly ride. (My horse is biting his in this pic.)

griffonramsey:

Loving my birthday gift from my husband: our traditional yearly ride. (My horse is biting his in this pic.)

1,140 notes

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

41,367 notes

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

(Source: brockdavis)

122,748 notes

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

(Source: appledoze)

40,355 notes

icelandiceel:

fuzzykitty01:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.

image

(Source: feanorr)

30,542 notes

agentyawk:

COUNTDOWN TO SEASON 12: a gifset per episode

→ season 4, episode 16: under the weather

698 notes

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

(Source: poochcrew)

18,421 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

57,025 notes

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

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